Jeffrey R. (Sydd) Souza

The obligatory 'digger' logoIm Aufbau

Welcome to Sydd's Internet Zoo Restrooms. Here you'll (SOON) find a collection of links or pages of links each dedicated to taking care of your bodily needs. No, this won't be tasteless - it's just that there ARE some interesting links out there on the, er, plumbing side of life. This section is being built right now (firing the porcelan kiln, polishing the brass, regrouting the tile, etc.). If you'd like to contribute a link to an existing page or a whole new page on a particular area resident, read my miniscular guidelines for pages on this site. Come back soon, these things are changing often.

Toiletology 101
Ask the plunger lady. I assume the last three letters of all the pages at this site (.sht) are short for shtml and not simply missing an appropriately placed "i". One would wonder just what kinds of tricks a toilet can be taught to do.
{Thanks to Kay Keating for updating me with her new URL. One day, Kay, one day will be online.}

The Bathooms of Madison County
My favorite part about this site is the backdrop on Chapter 2. I tried some X-14 on my monitor but after a half hour it still didn't get rid of the mildew. Well, I think it was a half hour, my eyesight went all fuzzy from the fumes then the little dragons with rhesus monkeys riding them had to be swatted off my keyboard just before everyhing went black.
{Thanks to The Net for this link.}

Read about the cleanest loo in the UK and meet the chief attendant Irene who monitors the situation via closed circuit TV behind the one way mirror. Now hold it till you get there...and don't forget to sign the guest book.
{Thanks to The Web for this link.}

A bit of history about our friend the loo.
{Thanks to Deb Butler for this link.}

The Great Debate
Cast your vote: over the top or over the back? Check your bathrooms first, I bet they're all the same. And you thought I was a fanatic.
{Thanks to Internet Underground for this link.}

Toilets of NYC
These folks stole the Microsoft slogan to make it mean more like what the rest of us are already thinking. This is quite a collection of reviews of the toilets in public places in the Big Apple. Now all they need if localized kiosks so when you gotta go, you can quickly find the cleanest nearby stall.
{Thanks to The Web Magazine for this link.}

More coming soon!


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